zeitghost:

can you paypal me one ancient rusting coin

clayjokes:

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

stimmystuffs:

theycallmelazuli:

stimmystuffs:

baby it’s mold outside

Are you okay

thanks for asking! absolutely not

rcktpwr:

swampnert:

rcktpwr:

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

may i ask why

no

librabutch:

sigmund freud you dumb little bitch

hyrude:

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell